Malia: Mom! I just sneezed so hard my head blew right off!
Me: Wow! That’s crazy! Can I take a picture of you with your missing head so we can remember what you looked like before we take you to the hospital to get it sewn back on?
Malia: Sure, but make sure you can’t see my hair in my shirt.
Malia: *pulling shirt back down* Look, I’m OK.
Me: Oh good. I was worried we would have a little girl without a head forever.
Malia: Can I see the picture?
Malia: You can see my hair. Do you want another picture instead?